Fuck this belt

I've had a D-ring belt for what seems like forever.  I honestly don't remember when I got it.  It was a damn good belt up until it started falling apart right where the D-ring clamps it.

So recently I got a new D-ring belt.  This one isn't so good.  Allow me to itemize the differences between my current belt ("Fail Belt") and my old belt ("Win Belt"):

Fail Belt:
Pros:

• Easy to put on and remove

Cons:

• Thin material
• Not wide at all
• Small D-rings
• Refuses to stay as tight as I want it to

Win Belt:
Pros:

• Thick material
• Nice and wide
• Huge D-rings
• Always stayed where I put it up until it started falling apart

Cons:

• The end of the belt was bent around the wrong way when it was sewn back over, which resulted in it catching on every single belt loop as I tried to remove it.

If I can find a decent D-ring belt that stays put when I tighten it, I'm going to buy like 500 of them so I never have to worry about this ever again.  Until then, my pants will be falling down.

In case you're wondering, the brand name on Fail Belt is Vineyard Vines.

In before someone interprets D-rings as a metaphor for breasts.