lol real guitar

I think I just played a proper F chord on guitar.  I still find it hard to bar two strings, let alone six.  lol calluses

This would be helped greatly if I could find the pick.  I'm using some bullshit "Ultimate Paper Football" thing, which works but is much thicker (and made of paper).  I could have sworn I put the pick back in the case after last time I played but it doesn't seem to be in there (nor is it floating around inside the guitar...)

The tips of my fingers are too fucking fat and keep hitting other strings, which messes up (in particular) my Ds and As.

And it doesn't help that my left index finger is shorter than it should be, due to an accident I had as a kid.