It's videos like this that are the reason I love The Onion

Okay, so jump breaks don't work very well on posts with embedded content on blogger. Or to be precise, embedded content before the break doesn't work when the content after the break isn't shown. So instead of this post only showing one video initially but showing the other two after "Read More" is clicked, it's now a mess of embedded videos. Thanks for killing all of my hopes for what's a useful feature on *ahem* ALL OTHER BLOGGING PLATFORMS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WORDPRESS.

These are along the same vein as the first: