lol

continuing on the subject of the last post, it's already been suggested that I get an oppai mouse pad.

Well:

1. they're hard to come by (I'd have to import one)
2. I'd have to find a character I like that's still in stock
3. they cost money (durr)
4. getting a good one that won't fall apart like my old mouse pad did may be impossible
5. there is a store near me that sells them (Spencer's, in Fashion Square Mall, and now that I think of it Ultimate Bliss (charlottesville's only sex store) might, though I dunno now that I re-think about it), but they're based off of real people and not anime characters

So yeah, not really happening.